Watchtower Wheat — No Salesman. No Additives Unisex Premium Sweatshirt

from $32.00
This classic crewneck sweatshirt pairs everyday comfort with grocery-aisle satire. Soft on the inside and structured on the outside, it’s designed for layering or standing alone—just like the message. Inspired by the idea that truth doesn’t need branding, endorsements, or recipe tweaks, this piece keeps things simple, warm, and quietly provocative.

It’s a reminder that the Bread of Life doesn’t come from a sales pitch—or a mixing bowl.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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This classic crewneck sweatshirt pairs everyday comfort with grocery-aisle satire. Soft on the inside and structured on the outside, it’s designed for layering or standing alone—just like the message. Inspired by the idea that truth doesn’t need branding, endorsements, or recipe tweaks, this piece keeps things simple, warm, and quietly provocative.

It’s a reminder that the Bread of Life doesn’t come from a sales pitch—or a mixing bowl.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!