The Goggles — Accessories Not Included Unisex oversized t-shirt

from $24.50
This heavyweight oversized tee brings laid-back streetwear energy with a wink and a warning. Soft, structured, and vintage-washed, it’s made for people who like their truth clear—no lenses required. The design pokes fun at the idea that revelation needs upgrades, enhancements, or special gear to work.

It’s comfortable, it’s conversation-starting, and it’s unapologetically minimalist: truth didn’t come with accessories then, and it doesn’t now.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220.4 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Trendy vintage look
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua

If you want, I can also:
• tighten these for short-form storefront blurbs
• write matching Substack launch notes
• or align all shirts under a single collection description that ties the satire together

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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This heavyweight oversized tee brings laid-back streetwear energy with a wink and a warning. Soft, structured, and vintage-washed, it’s made for people who like their truth clear—no lenses required. The design pokes fun at the idea that revelation needs upgrades, enhancements, or special gear to work.

It’s comfortable, it’s conversation-starting, and it’s unapologetically minimalist: truth didn’t come with accessories then, and it doesn’t now.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220.4 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Trendy vintage look
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua

If you want, I can also:
• tighten these for short-form storefront blurbs
• write matching Substack launch notes
• or align all shirts under a single collection description that ties the satire together

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!